Ted & Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones

Lifelong friends Ted O’Gorman and Michael Paul Smith read their comedy sketches into microphones. Oh...and that's where their talented friends come in.

Ted & Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones

Season 3, Episode 5

February 8, 2022

Ted and Michael go… noir.

A new medical condition exists with a stunningly medieval remedy…for some people’s most intimate of areas.

Supervillain Bane has to walk through Santacon!

Ted and Michael answer fan mail.



“Ted and Michael Noir: 1”
Ted O’Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle
Good: Patrick McCartney

“Swiss Cheese Penis”
V.O.: C. Julian Jimenez
Man 1: Ted O’Gorman
Man 2: Eddy Lee
Man 3: Patrick McCartney

“Bane at Santacon”
V.O./Drunk 1: Ted O’Gorman
Bane: Michael Smith
Drunk 4 (Woman): Gillian Pensavalle
Drunk 2 (Man): Eddy Lee
Drunk 3 (Woman): Hallie O’Gorman
Conductor: April Sickler

“Ted and Michael Noir: 2”
Ted O’Gorman, Michael Smith, Gillian Pensavalle

“Fan Mail”
Ted O’Gorman, Michael Smith


This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses.

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