Ted & Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones

Lifelong friends Ted O’Gorman and Michael Paul Smith read their comedy sketches into microphones. Oh...and that's where their talented friends come in.

Ted & Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones

Season 3, Episode 1

January 11, 2022

Episode Transcript

A late night talk show takes place in the stomach of an obnoxious nine-year-old.

Ted and Michael share their favorite holiday traditions.

A new product provides support for…some people’s most intimate of areas.

Werner Herzog is back! And he’s very sleepy.



“Late Night in Billly’s Stomach”
Announcer/V.O.: Aneesa Folds
Spearmint: Michael Smith
Waxy: Ted O’Gorman
Bubbilicious: James Monroe Iglehart
Powdered Donut Hole: April Sickler

“Ted and Michael Holidays”
Ted O’Gorman
Michael Smith
Gillian Pensavalle

“Sag Bag”
V.O.: Michael Smith
Guy 1: Ted O’Gorman
Woman: Gillian Pensavalle
Guy 2: Eddy Lee
Guy 3: Andrew Bancroft
Guy 4: James Monroe Iglehart

“Werner’s Fever Dreams”
Werner: Ted O’Gorman
Zahn: Michael Smith
Nazi Ned: Patrick McCartney


This show was produced by Jenson Neal, Gillian Pensavalle, Michael Smith, and Mischief Media. It was edited and sound engineered by Audio Muses.

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